20 10 / 2014

nine-run-run:

vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

this movie is everything

nine-run-run:

vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

this movie is everything

(Source: annabelletegan, via snapforthequeeens)

20 10 / 2014

elvendcrk:

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

i. want. this.

(Source: rainbow-road-to-happiness, via aster-planetes)

20 10 / 2014

samknitchester:

clintbarthon:

lifeywifey:

agirlofvariety:

Q: You just wrapped a film after working on it for a long time- what’s the first thing you want to do with your free time?

is this man aware of how barton-y he really is because it’s alarming

894654139th proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

the entire cast of avengers is in some kind of competition to out-method-act each other I s2g

(via fuck-kirk)

20 10 / 2014

  • 1: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • 2: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • 3: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • 4: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • 5: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • 6: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • 7: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • 8: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • 9: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • 10: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • 11: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • 12: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • 13: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • 14: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • 15: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • 16: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • 17: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • 18: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • 19: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • 20: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • 21: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • 22: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • 23: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • 24: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • 25: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • 26: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • 27: The shit you go through.
  • 28: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

20 10 / 2014

lohelim:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

 (via)

No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

(via queen-of-the-idjits)

20 10 / 2014

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie, via ladylokiofspookytardis)

20 10 / 2014

barnvs:

therealallecto:

Do you think Steve will ever forgive himself for the fact that when he was the one falling, Bucky jumped?

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(via starspangledsextape)

20 10 / 2014

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

(Source: spookiesbacktotheimpala, via ladylokiofspookytardis)

20 10 / 2014

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via ladylokiofspookytardis)

20 10 / 2014

luckyra88it:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

(Source: versaceslut, via ladylokiofspookytardis)

20 10 / 2014

naughtyirishgirl:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

I almost peed myself

(Source: videohall, via fuck-kirk)

20 10 / 2014

Harry James Potter + Sass

(Source: arthurpendragonns, via emotionslikeateaspoon)

20 10 / 2014

20 10 / 2014

20 10 / 2014

hoechlinth:

Sterek AU: How to Get Away with Murder

Derek is a law student who is willing to do anything to impress his professor. Stiles is an IT guy who he seduces to gain access to some emails that are critical to their case. It’s only supposed to be a one time thing, but Derek finds himself being drawn back to Stiles. Repeatedly. It looks like Derek ‘I don’t do boyfriends’ Hale may have finally met his match. 

(via ladylokiofspookytardis)